Post by william on Jan 21, 2016 21:13:12 GMT -5
Oh little ravenous rhinoceros, would you allow me to stroke your horn. You are sitting there in the sunshine with your preposterous proboscis. You probably got your stunning horn from your Daddy’s side. I know that you look like a dinosaur, but to the sky your ivory doth soar.
Oh Soaring Giraffe, you even-toed ungulate mammal, Tallest of all beasts! May I stroke your ankle for it is all thy can reach, your spotted coat shines in the warm african sun so valiantly! Fear not of the predators below for all they can reach is your Ungulated Big Toe, kick them away with your mighty leg, or poke them hard with your little head peg,
some day soon I will climb a tree eye to eye we will be,
will you lick me so with your coarse tongue?
Oh Timid Baby Buffalo how your name cotains both Buff, and Lo. Snout a dripping like a leaky sink, your Pappy was turned into a sausage link, Head so large it is seen from space, Eyes a bulging from your massive face, Thy coat so shaggy, with your little back hump, looking as humble as Forrest Gump,
Now go and graze, you gandering beast, before you yourself become a sausage link feast!!
Oh Somber Hippopotamus, sitting alone by the river, why oh why do you look so sad? Did you loose your Mommy, did you eat something bad? Cheer up my little river horse,
do not cry, for you are the king of the river, that you can not deny!
Oh Whiskery Walrus with your whiskey whispers, do you drink because you are so weird? Alas, my drunken friend, your strangeness defines you and shows us how our own oddities are ubiquitous. Be proud, thy inebriated clam sucker, how many others would be looked over because they are simple and normal. Thou fecal colored skin and bulbous belly is beautiful. Or does doth drink because you are so shy? I say unto thee, Mr. Walrus shout out. Celebrate your chunky strangeness, shout through your mighty tusks and stay rapidly flapping your flippers. Your imbibing ways make you sassy and I would call you Sir Walrus of sassy pants. Verily, Mr. Walrus fear not the judgment of others, because your uniqueness it would smother.
Oh Soaring Giraffe, you even-toed ungulate mammal, Tallest of all beasts! May I stroke your ankle for it is all thy can reach, your spotted coat shines in the warm african sun so valiantly! Fear not of the predators below for all they can reach is your Ungulated Big Toe, kick them away with your mighty leg, or poke them hard with your little head peg,
some day soon I will climb a tree eye to eye we will be,
will you lick me so with your coarse tongue?
Oh Timid Baby Buffalo how your name cotains both Buff, and Lo. Snout a dripping like a leaky sink, your Pappy was turned into a sausage link, Head so large it is seen from space, Eyes a bulging from your massive face, Thy coat so shaggy, with your little back hump, looking as humble as Forrest Gump,
Now go and graze, you gandering beast, before you yourself become a sausage link feast!!
Oh Somber Hippopotamus, sitting alone by the river, why oh why do you look so sad? Did you loose your Mommy, did you eat something bad? Cheer up my little river horse,
do not cry, for you are the king of the river, that you can not deny!
Oh Whiskery Walrus with your whiskey whispers, do you drink because you are so weird? Alas, my drunken friend, your strangeness defines you and shows us how our own oddities are ubiquitous. Be proud, thy inebriated clam sucker, how many others would be looked over because they are simple and normal. Thou fecal colored skin and bulbous belly is beautiful. Or does doth drink because you are so shy? I say unto thee, Mr. Walrus shout out. Celebrate your chunky strangeness, shout through your mighty tusks and stay rapidly flapping your flippers. Your imbibing ways make you sassy and I would call you Sir Walrus of sassy pants. Verily, Mr. Walrus fear not the judgment of others, because your uniqueness it would smother.
